Archetypal Tarot Reading

The Query

$250

90 minutes

You already know what's wrong. You just haven't said it out loud — and saying it out loud is the whole point.

Ninety minutes, one deck, no love-and-light nonsense. I’m not here to tell you Tuesday’s going to be great. I’m an archetypal tarotist — I read the cards the way I read a legacy codebase: for the pattern underneath the surface behavior, the load-bearing assumption nobody questioned, the process that’s been running in production since before anyone remembers deploying it.

The cards aren’t predicting your life. They’re mirrors to the psyche — the unconscious speaking in the only language it has: archetypal images, shadow material, the figures of your inner cast offering themselves to be seen. So we don’t decode a future. We read what’s already happening — the major arcana as stations on the individuation path, the Tower or the Hermit or the Star, wherever you actually are on the way to yourself, and the suits as the cognitive functions, telling us which register the threshold is calling from.

We’ll pull a spread built around whatever’s stuck — a decision, a relationship, a version of yourself you’re trying to exit — and I’ll name what the cards point at, plainly, even when it’s not what you hoped for. The shadow cards especially: Death, the Devil, the Tower. We don’t dress them up and we don’t catastrophize them. We see them. That’s the whole job.

If you’ve been carrying a question for months because you already suspect the answer and don’t want to be the one who says it first — you don’t have to hold it alone anymore. Bring it here. I’ll say it with you.

What you get

  • 90 minutes, one deck, one spread built around the threshold you're actually at
  • The major arcana read as individuation stations — not what's coming, but where you are on the way to becoming yourself
  • Structural diagnosis for the parts of you that don't show up on a résumé — the cards as mirror, never as fortune
  • The shadow cards named without flinching — Tower, Devil, Death — not dressed up, not catastrophized, just seen

Who it's for

  • You've carried a question for months because you already suspect the answer
  • You want a reading with no love-and-light and no 'Tuesday's going to be great'
  • You're trying to exit a decision, a relationship, or a version of yourself
Bring it here. I'll say it with you.

$250 · 90 minutes

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